Dead, an adaptation of the song by My Chemical Romance

An attempt to make a story of the song Dead by My Chemical Romance. Hope it's not as much of a fail as I think it is.

If your heart stops beating I'll be here wondering did you get what you deserved? And maybe nobody deserves to die, but if anybody does you'll be somewhere amongst them. But if you go to Heaven what kind of fairness would that be? Well if Death takes you first then you can't hear this sad news, but what difference will it make you'll find out anyways. So have you heard the news that your dead? Hahaha, no one ever had much nice to say, nobody really liked you anyways. If that was your life then wouldn't Death be the closest thing you'll find to relief?

Well now you're there on your deathbed, and you probably couldn't say anything about what I just said. Well don't just sit there and act dumb, you know you did deserve it. Well now you're gonna die because of this sickness, but hey! I think you would've committed suicide before too long. Being you would've sucked.

And I give you the sad news that your heart is failing. There's too many malfunctions with it and we couldn't salvage it. A transplant would also be out of question because of the lack of donors with your features. So I regret to say that you only have a few weeks left to live. And I am very sorry we couldn't have done anything. But then again we wouldn't have done anything whether we were able to or not!

Hahaha, why are you laughing? Are you catching up with the joke? Well sing it with me "If life ain't just a joke then why are we laughing? Then why are you dead?"

Original Lyrics

Yeah!

And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
And wouldn't it be great If we were dead? 
Ohh dead.

Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you* get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this 

Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?

And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication in your heart
So long, 'Cause now you've got (now you've got)
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?

One, two, one two three four!

LA LA LA LA LA! 
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on, 
LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherf*****, 

If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) 
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!) 
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why am I dead?
DEAD!